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[Mar. 12th, 2009|07:11 pm] |
Hello, my darlings. Have you missed me? Be not afraid, for I bring you tidings of great lolz. So. much. gossip while I've been away! LPA and Hillcrest, you never disappoint. Well. Rarely. Sometimes you epically fail, but that is beside the point. Anyway, on to the important thing: your update on all things scandalous.
First of all, there's been the sudden and drastic change in everyone's favorite bimbo! No. Not Barbie. I'm talking about the one that people actually like. Since when does Miss Perry not want to be the center of attention? My sources have hinted at something involving a teacher. My, my. How the mighty have fallen! Perhaps it's the influence of her "friend" Alex? Please. As if he has friends. I think everyone can see what's going on there. Your best friend's ex, Teeny? That's a new low. Has Hillcrest's all-American girl finally gone bad? I can think of quite a few men who are hoping the answer is yes.
And hey! Maybe she can get Charlotte to join in. Yes, the uptight, straight-laced Miss 'Why Sip it When You Can Slurp it Down' Champagne was spotted in a classroom recently. Poor girl clearly didn't know the walls have eyes. Poor Chase. :\ Apparently he wasn't aggressive enough. WHAT. A. SHAME. Ah, well. I'm sure he'll comfort himself somehow. The boy flirts with every girl under the sun, including his new step-sister. Anyone else think that's just a little creepy? It does make you wonder, though. All that time together with the cover of being step-siblings. They're both hot. Can anyone really believe they were just friends all along? Note to self: never enter one of their dorm rooms without knocking. That is not a sight I need.
On a side note? Riley needs to stop all of this emo bullshit yesterday. It's going to give her wrinkles and, God knows, her looks are all she has going for her. Alric has to be getting laid. I can't see another reason to put up with the OMGZ BRIGHT PINK CAPSLOCK OF DOOM. Just an observation.
Let's see. Who else? OH. Yes. The Ugly Duckling, The Clueless Prince and the Hindu Goddess. Wow. Dear God, I can see not catching onto the crush of someone who's practically a boy in the first place, but when a girl is practically THROWING herself at him, you think he'd at least catch onto that. Both girls need to step it up or he's just...going to stay an idiot. I don't have anything cruel to say about this sitch. It's pathetic enough as it is.
Speaking of pathetic, did anyone else notice that one of LPA's latest OTPs is failing already? Dear God, the girl doesn't get into the school of her choice. How. Tragic. She's going Ivy League! That's more than most of us could hope for. She needs to get her act together and remember what she has. Not that Jameson is helping matters. Is Prince Not-So-Charming going to lose his Jewish Princess? It's possible, if they don't wake up.
That's all for now, children. You can handle the rest.
♥
Gaybe. |
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[Dec. 10th, 2008|01:04 am] |
Think of this as a break from studying for finals (which I doubt most of you have the intelligence to pass anyway).
Amuse me or I'll have to find something myself. |
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[Nov. 30th, 2008|05:52 pm] |
My, did you all fail last time. Not much of a surprise, considering it's only natural for you to do so, but that was a real letdown.
Let's try this again: Anon comments are on. Go wild. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2008|12:12 am] |
Ask and you shall recieve!
Keep it interesting kids. It's been a while. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2008|07:02 pm] |
In light of this unbelievably historical week, I've decided to do something historical as well. I? Am going to be nice. ...mostly. And don't expect it to last.
Anyway, I thought it would be fun to do superlatives. Leave the gossip alone for a little bit (although I've heard there's plenty). I'll comment below with categories, you comment with the person you think is most deserving. And don't forget the Hillcrest kids! I know that, inexplicably, the drama school has less drama than we do, but it would be a shame to leave them out.
You love to hate me.
BTFO
Gaybe. ♥ |
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[Oct. 27th, 2008|01:21 pm] |
...really? No one has anything nice to say? Well, Molly, it was a good effort. But it's pretty darn clear that everyone loves me more!
Nothing special, kids. Just make me proud!
ETA:
...slow night, huh? Well maybe I can give you all something to talk about.
( Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy... )
Did I forget one of your favorites? Well go ahead and make a request. I'm quite the benefactor, always willing to help my fellow perverts.
Have fun! |
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[Oct. 25th, 2008|01:44 am] |
I always knew you all needed me. It was just a matter of time and as an added bonus:
jamesonpwns: GAYBE: SHIPPER EDITION
Pick your sides, kids. Winners may get a prize, if I feel nice enough. |
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[Oct. 19th, 2008|08:06 pm] |
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Don't disappoint me, children, or I'll have to resort to drastic measures. |
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[Oct. 12th, 2008|12:46 am] |
What can I say? Things are far too quiet around here.
Anon comments are on. You know what to do, LPA. |
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[Oct. 6th, 2008|01:44 am] |
Well, I'm bored and in good need of a laugh and even though I doubt you all can manage this, amuse me with how pathetic your lives really are.
Anon comments are on. Go wild. |
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[May. 8th, 2008|04:26 pm] |
AHAHAHHAHAHA no more anon verification, guys. IJ has accepted that we are human.
GO NUTS. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2008|12:12 am] |
You know what to do.
Anonymous comments are turned on. Have at it, kidlets. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:28 pm] |
And here? We can get a real vote. Who's the hottest girl at LPA? Complete with pictures. We'll start off with an oldie but goodie.
Not really that sexy, but you can use your imagination. Not that you need to.
( More under cut... )
Anonymous comments are on. Be as brutal and/or crude as you wish. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|11:49 pm] |
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Bored now. Have at it, kidlets. Anon comments are on. |
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